“Take some more tea,” the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. ”I’ve had nothing yet,” Alice replied in an offended tone, “so I can’t take more.” ”You mean you can’t take less,” said the Hatter: “it’s very easy to take more than nothing.” ”Nobody asked your opinion,” said Alice. ”Who’s making personal remarks now?” the Hatter asked triumphantly.

— Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, #1) di Lewis Carroll (51%)